Nov
25
Life’s a pretty sweet fruit.
jt scat cat
Now is the time!
Jake “The Snake” Roberts!
Oct
22
“A book hasn’t caused me this much trouble since Where’s Waldo went to that barber pole factory.”
Tracy Jordan
Oct
20
“…they look like John Denver and smell like whales.”
Oct
16
“America’s changed a lot in those four years. Back then, questioning the president made you a traitor. Today, it makes you a patriot.”
Stephen Colbert
Oct
8
“You stole my virtue from my pants.”
A funny line Natalie and I came up with for a foreign woman to say during a break-up scene.
Sep
29
“It’s my way or the lame way.”
Spencer Pratt from The Hills
Please don’t ask me how I know this.
Sep
17
This is why I don’t take the news seriously.
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